daddykink: are you today's date? because you're 10/10
britishfrog: OK SMOOTH
daddykink: smooth like this dICK
britishfrog: kenya not
daddykink: was that a pun
britishfrog: yes, yes it was a pun
daddykink: nice
britishfrog: thanks
daddykink: so, what brings you to this app my british frog?
britishfrog: idk, i was just extremely bored and then i seen an add for this talking app on twitter so i thought 'why not?'
britishfrog: what about you? what brings you here with your daddy kink?
daddykink: bob
britishfrog: bob?
daddykink: bob.
britishfrog: bob who?
daddykink: bob duncan. that man is my religion and i am here to force him onto people
britishfrog: did you just
daddykink: oh i did just
britishfrog: wow
daddykink: i know
britishfrog: ok changing topic. do you really have a daddy kink?
daddykink: are you really a british frog?
britishfrog: well i mean i am british but im not a frog
daddykink: exactly
britishfrog: what do you mean 'exactly'
daddykink: im not a daddy but i got a kink
britishfrog: what
daddykink: yep
britishfrog: ...you're weird
britishfrog: im not sure if its a creepy weird or a funny weird though
daddykink: probably both
britishfrog: probably
daddykink: so what's your name?
I almost typed Harry but stopped.
This person had no idea who I was. They didn't know me for being 'famous' or a 'womanizer' or any other thing people say about me. They knew me as a random stranger on a random app and that was all. So why tell them my real name when I had the chance to be someone else, someone that didn't even exist?
britishfrog: my names Harriet
daddykink: harriet? so you're a girl?
britishfrog: no
daddykink: oh
daddykink: you're a guy?
britishfrog: last time i checked, yeah
daddykink: nice, nice
britishfrog: what's your name?
daddykink: Matt
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Catfished - {COMPLETED}
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