// I don't even know what this is, but I watched Sam Collins do this with his girlfriend today and I thought it was funny, so here it is. //
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"What's up you guys," you say excitedly as you throw your hands up in the air. "Today I'm gonna be doing another challenge video that is as old as balls, but I'm still gonna do it."
You laugh nonchalantly as you pullout your phone and show it to the camera as you explain, "Well, me being the best girlfriend in the world, I decided that I want to text my girlfriend Lauren lyrics to a song to see what she thinks."
"I'm gonna break the rules and skip around in the song some, just to make it more believable," you smirk sneakily at the camera and continue, "Now I've chosen Confessions Part I by Usher, which is basically confessing that he cheated on his girlfriend."
You begin to pull up the lyrics on your phone and say, "Now Lauren is quick to lose her temper, so we'll see how far we get before I decide to tell her. I'm ready, so let's go."
[to]: My baby: Every thing that I've been doing is all bad
"Holy shit I'm so scared," you say, chuckling slightly as three dots appear on your screen, letting you know she is responding.
[from]: My baby: what do you mean? Are you okay?
"Awe I feel so bad you guys."
[to]: My baby: Girl I've been doing you so wrong and I want you to know that
"Okay," you sigh, "I'm not gonna talk anymore unless something gets bad because I can't focus on both of you guys at the moment."
[from]: My baby: you've been doing me wrong? How?
[to]: My baby: I've been telling you so many lies ain't nothing good it's all bad
[from]: My baby: what the hell are you talking about Y/N??!!
[to]: My Baby: I just wanna confess 'cause it's been going on so long
[from]: My Baby: What's been going on?? I swear to god Y/N
[to]: My Baby: I don't wanna lose you but I know what I'm telling you ain't gonna' make you wanna stay
"Okay I'm only speaking now to say this to my girlfriend who will watch this in the future," you say laughing nervously, "I love you baby and please don't hurt me."
[from]: My baby: I SWEAR Y/N IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
"Oh fuck," you gasp with wide eyes, "she's using all caps. I'm so fucking dead you guys."
[to]: My baby: I can no longer walk around with this stress on my chest I confess...
[from]: My baby: ...what do you confess Y/N?
[to]: My baby: I got a chick on the side
[from]: My baby: hold on... what?
"Wow that was actually really calm," you notice, looking into the camera with your eyebrows knitted together, "like... too calm."
[to]: My baby: Every time I was in L.A. I was with my ex-girlfriend
[from]: My baby: what... please tell me that isn't true Y/N
[to]: My Baby: I'm sorry baby I'm sorry
