As the Cats of Science admins sit in their laboratory that is basically in the middle of a desert, Dusky is starting to be annoying again.
Dusky: I SHIP IT #SAMBER!!!! SAPPHIRE AND EMBER!!!!!!!!!
Sushi: YESSSSS!!!
Sapphire & Ember: No!
Everyone Else: They could be cute together.
Sapphire: Shut up! Screw this I'm going back to bed
Ember: I'm going to go be productive. Because I am productive. Very.
Dusky & Sushi: ):
Two cats paw at the door and Dusky flies over to open in making sure to grab her gun.
Blue: Okay let's use some common sense Dusky. We don't go and shoot people as the enter the door.
Dusky: But Rio and Whisper said it was okay!
Blue: Sushi! Come talk some sense into Dusky.
Sushi: *sigh* Don't shoot cats with guns, even if you're a southerner.
Dusky: Fine. *drops the gun and opens door* Oh, it's only Brambleclaw and Crowfeather. I mean I do ship Brambleclaw x Squirrelflight but not any of Crowfeather mates or love interests.
Crowfeather: Hey! Why don't you ship me and Feathertail?!
Dusky: Because you are wayyyyyy too young for her.
Crowfeather: Stupid StarClan awful she-cat.
Brambleclaw: *looks annoyed* What is that and where are we?!
Sushi: Shipping is when you put to cats together because they would be cute together and you have found our small little shack of Cats Of Science. Would you like to see some manatee pictures?!
Blue: *Throws Sushi and Dusky in the trash* No one needed them anyway. Can I offer either of you guys some tea? It's hazelnut flavored.
Brambleclaw: Sure, I'm sure this tea will taste alright.
Crowfeather: Yeah, fine, whatever.
Blue: So how is life.
Crowfeather: It's terrible.
Brambleclaw: Ignore him, he's just a teenager. We all know what they are like.
Crowfeather: Shut up! You don't understand me!
Blue: Good times, good times.
As they continue the conversation, Crowfeather is sent to the trashcan and Brambleclaw thanks Blue for the hospitality and leaves.
Rio: WAS THAT BRAMBLECLAW~SENPAI AND CROWFEATHER~SENPAI?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME! DEMOTION!
I hope you liked the chapter! This is Dusky signing off.
Edited by Arty! 🐈 (not that it needed any, but... XD)
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