Chapter Thirty-Six

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Dusky is tied up in a corner as Blue and Sushi cackle, sharpies in hand. Rio is suspiciously absent. Saph is in the corner.

Blue: MWAHAHAAHHHAHAAH WE CAN DO AS MUCH HAMILTON AS WE WANT!

Sushi: *starts scribbling on the table.* I'm going to write all of Burn here! Maybe then Dusky will burn :D :D :D 

Saph: *is muttering something about pentaflops.*

Blaze: *pokes her head around the corner.* What's a pentaflop?

Sushi: No, don't ask about the pen—

Some time later...

Blaze: *is lying unconscious on the floor, Saph standing over her with a mildly evil grin.* 

Blue: Saph couldn't say no to it.

Dusky: *attempts to yell something from the corner.*

Blue: What's wrong, Dusky? 

Dusky: *narrows her eyes.*

Rio: *bursts in through the doors.* I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE! W—what is going on here? O__O

Behind Rio is Eliza, who looks slightly terrified of the scene in front of her.

Sushi: *tackles Eliza.* OMG DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE BASED OFF THE CREATION OF THE GREAT AND AMAZING LINNAMON ROLL? ELIZA, PUSH AWAY THE UNIMANGIABLE AND MOVE UPTOWN WITH ME

Blue: *sobs.* It's quiet uptown...

Rio: Why did you tie up Dusky again? *unbinds Dusky.*

Sushi: No reason at all...

Rio: Why did you shaRPIE OVER MY POSTERS OF BILL NYE?!?!?!?!

Eliza: Why have the Twolegs gone crazy... where's Pavlova? o.o

Saph: *pounces.* Would you like to hear about some pentaflops?

Rio: *is hugging her Bill Nye poster and sobbing.* How could you do this!

Sushi: I is a badmin.

Blue: Me too :D

Rio: Dusky, you get to punish them.

Some more time later...

Dusky: *steps back from Blue and Sushi.*

Sushi: Alright, let me see my tattoo! What does it say! *looks in the mirror.*

Sushi and Blue now have tattoos on their foreheads that read "I hate Alexander Hamilton"

Blue: *pauses.* I guess Burr was better! 

Dusky: Time to get a second tattoo -__-



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