In the Cats Of Science headquarters, Rio decides who to hire for the not-so-popular joint account so it doesn't become dead and posts it in the Discord chat.
Dusky: OH MY STARCLAN I'M GOING TO GO TELL EVERYBODY!
Rio: Wifey! Do you need to go to the cage with Blue?
Blue: LET ME OUT!
Olivia: Haha, no way! I have the British Key Of Britishness!
Hazel: ...
Rio: GO MY WRITING SLAVES! DO YOUR CHAPTERS!
Blue: B-but I'm stuck in a cage!
Rio: Excuses, excuses! There are no excuses for being lazy Blue~
Catty: Ember, why is every cat we write about not genetically possible?
Ember: IT NEEDS TO STOP!
Rio: Catty Catty, it's because you and Ember aren't stopping Dusky from making cats who can't exist.
Dusky: WARRIORS IS NOT GENETICALLY POSSIBLE!
Rio: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Fireheart: *Walks in out of nowhere* Wow! This is just like the time I lived with twolegs and ran away from the forest!
Sandstone: You never did that mouse-brain.
Fireheart: My name is Firestar and I am not a mouse-brain. Give me a lick on the cheek <3
Dusky: Be quiet Fireheart, you know none of that never happened.
Brick: LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Dusky: Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. You're mine now!
Rio: Wifey! We already did Brick last chapter!
Dusky: Just like I broke the fourth wall the last chapter I wrote now shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Fireheart: All of this looks so amazing like I just walked into ThunderClan camp all over again don't you remember that Sandstorm? It was so magical <3
Sandstone: It's Sandstone and none of that ever happened.
Olivia: Hazel, hold my British Key of Britishness while I go take a wee.
Hazel: *drops the key* Whoops, I conveniently dropped the key, whatever shall we do?
Sandstone: *picks up key* Hey, Firestar you want the shiny thing?
Fireheart: Firestar wants the shiny thing!
Sandstone: Then go get it! *throws key outside*
Fireheart: *chases after it*
Sandstone: *shuts door* What a relief!
Olivia: MY BRITISH KEY OF BRITISHNESS D; NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Murders Sandstone and Fireheart retrieving her key*
Lesson learned, don't mess with Olivia's British Key Of Britishness. This is Dusky, shining off.,
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