The admins of CatsofScience are boredly sitting around on plush chairs in the break room. Leopard idly twiddles her thumbs as she watches Blue in his cage while Olivia and Hazel debate tea in a corner and Sushi blasts the Hamilton soundtrack in the opposite room.
Rio: *stomps into the break room.* WHY. ARE. THERE. SO. MANY. LATE. UPDATES?
Blue: *glares at Olivia.* I could DO MY UPDATES if SHE didn't LOCK me in this CAGE.
Olivia: *looks up from tea debating.* Wha shut up *waves key in the air.* You'll never get this ahahahahahahaha--
Rio: *neatly steals the key and unlocks Blue.* I'm only doing this for the sake of the Trello boards go do your updates before the angry tea demon murders me
Olivia: YOU WANT TO SEE AN ********* ANGRY TEA ******* DEMON I'LL ******* GIVE YOU ******** AN ANGRY TEA DEMON *begins expanding in size while shooting death rays out of her eyes.*
Leopard: Engagey waIT REMEMBER YOUR CALMING PILLS
Olivia: THE SCRATCHING HAUNTS MY DREAMS
Saph: HI GUYS I'M BAAAaaa....what's going on *ducks into bomb shelter.*
Arty: *quietly joins her.* I don't know. Why did I ever join this bloody joint account??
Saph: Because I forced you to.
Arty: Right. Yes. True.
Catty: *enters, ignoring the deathrays bouncing off the walls.* HEY GUYS GUESS WHO SHOWED UP *proudly displays two wriggling cats held tightly under her arms.* I THINK WE'RE IN AN ENCOUNTER CHAPTER WHICH IS WHY OLIVIA CAN GROW THAT LARGE
Leopard: RIGHT ENGAGEY SHRINK NOW
Olivia: THE FOXES ARE ********* OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND THE DIGGERS DESTROYED MY GARDEN
Rio: I quit. *packs bags and begins walking out.*
Dusky: Wait Wifey
Rio: *turns.* Yes?
Dusky: *glances back at the chaos that rolls on in the break room.* I'm coming wait for meeee
They leave, and the whole headquarters explode as they slip out into the unnaturally warm night. The Fourth Wall sighs as the author shakes her head at global warming and crumbles for the infinityth time, disappearing into the abyss of abysses.
Leopard: Oops they left again guyS SHUT UP AND LET'S SAY HI TO THE BLASTED CATS SO THIS CHAPTER CAN BE OVER
Olivia: *shrinks to normal size again.* Haha they left what cats are here?
Catty: I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink they're Rowan and Fleeter but since those are both new books idk tbh
Hazel: Yes that's Fleeter lit
Catty: Awwwww I feel so bad my poor gay smol bab *cuddles Fleeter and drops the other cat.* Oops Olivia get him and check that it is Rowan
Olivia: Ye Rowan ready to get your heart broken I meAN FIND TRUE LOVE WHAT AM I SAYING I HATE ALL OF MY CHARACTERS YES IGAYNA DEATH MWAHAHAHA
Leopard: Bloody....*storms off and accidentally stomps on Rowan's tail.*
Rowan: *currently frozen in terror.*
Fleeter: *enjoying the attention.*
Olivia: ROWAN TOUGHEN UP YOU'RE GOING TO BE EXPOSED TO INTENSE PAIN SOON IN YOUR LIFE I mean what you didn't hear anything. I said nothing.
Both Rowan and Fleeter disappear suddenly with a flash of light and the admins are left standing in the ruins of the CoS headquarters with smoke rising from the charred pillars that once held messages of love, mostly featuring severely crossed out OLIVIABOTs and LEOPARDBOTS, replaced with LEOLIVIAs written in black ink across them.
Leopard: That worked out well *sighs and begins doing Blue's overdue chapters.*
okay yes this is very late and this was originally Blue's chapter that I stole stfu <3
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The Encounter: When Warriors Meet their Makers
FanfictionWhat if the Warriors universe and our universe collided--literally? Join the admins on this new view of the multiverse theory, where canon characters and the admins themselves are suddenly face-to-face. Two universes have collided--the Warriors...
