The CatsofScience headquarters are almost deserted. Almost. The only admins online are the three of the five non-Americans.
Olivia: I don't understand why they have an entire holiday dedicated to turkey massacre. That is horrible.
Saph: Yeah, and they don't even have doughnuts!
Olivia: That's not my point.
Arty: Saph, not everything is about donuts.
Saph: It is spelled "doughnut" not "donut".
Arty: Whatever. *rolls eyes*
Suddenly a bang is heard. The three admins turn around to see three cats, all fighting.
Poppyfrost: BUT BERRYNOSE, I LOVE YOU!
Honeyfern: Please don't raise your voice. It makes me nervous.
Olivia: AT THIS VERY MOMENT, THOUSANDS OF TURKEYS ARE BEING BRUTALLY MURDERED. AND YOU CARE ABOUT SOMETHING AS STUPID AS LOVE? HOW COULD YOU? THOSE POOR INNOCENT TURKEYS NEED YOU! THEY ARE COUNTING ON YOU! AND YOU JUST ABANDON THEM? HOW COULD YOU? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Honeyfern: *falls over*
Arty: Olivia, the Americans just want to eat turkey. Give them a break.
Olivia: *stomps out angrily*
Arty: Honeyfern, are you okay?
Honeyfern: *twitches*
Arty: Okay then.
Berrynose: Honeyfern, darling.
Poppyfrost: Oh, so you care about her.
Berrynose: That's not what I meant!
Poppyfrost: *shakes head*
Saph: Poppyfrost, I think you should leave. In fact, I think you should all leave. Olivia needs to cool down, and she doesn't need this right now.
Olivia: *from upstairs* I AM PERFECTLY COOL.
Saph: See? She is a bit sensitive when it comes to animals.
Poppyfrost: Fine. Berrynose, grab Honeyfern. We're leaving.
The three cats leave quickly, leaving Arty and Saph in the room by themselves.
Arty: So whose going to go calm Olivia down?
Saph: Not me!
Written by Sushi, who a couple days ago was lectured about Thanksgiving by Olivia.
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