The admins were busy at work, or in their case, spamming. Again. As the admins violently spammed each other, a burst of light flashed into the room, and a portal opened up. Three cats fell out, yowling and hissing, claws unsheathed.
Rio: *leaps from chair* Look!
Animal: Oh my gawd. It's Spottedleaf, Brackenfur, and Graystripe!
Dusky: *looks up* Huh? Oh!
Spottedleaf: Hi, I'm Spottedleaf. Also known as Erin Hunter's attempt at a love interest.
Brackenfur: Howdy, I'm Brackenfur. And I'm really just... Brackenfur.
Graystripe: I'm the one and only Graystripe! *notices admins* What in the name of StarClan! They're twolegs!
Feather: For your information, we are the coolest twolegs in the history of the universe!
Brackenfur: *raises paws slowly* What's a universe?
Ember: *reads from dictionary* Universe. All existing matter and space consider-
Sushi: Who cares what universe means, the important information though, is we are the coolest people ever.
Graystripe: Okay. So... I'm just going to run now...
Saph: Oh no you don't. *scoops Graystripe up in her arms.*
Graystripe: *yowls and tries to scratch Saph but fails miserably* Let me go!
Animal: You're cute when you're mad.
Blue: Look at his wittle face, all scrunched up.
Spottedleaf: Okay. Twolegs are just weird. Always crooning over cats.
*kittypets magically appear*
All Kittypets: Tell me about 'em...
*kittypets leave*
Brackenfur: O.o What in StarClan just happened...
Rio: *wags finger* We are most certainly not weird!
Dusky: Oh yeah! I say you're the weird ones! Always... Always... Uh.
Animal: *leads Dusky away* Heh. She sometimes gets worked up.
Feather: Here's a good way to fix both our problems. Or maybe only our problem. ;D Then we can get back to spamming! >:3
Feather: *grabs super-sized vacuum cleaner* Come here, kitties!
All Cats in Headquarters: Run!
Feather: *sucks up all the cats as they try to dart past*
Whisper: You killed them...
Feather: Nope! The vacuum cleaner sends them back to wherever they came from. :3
Whisper: Oh. I wonder how they invented that.
Animal: *whispers* It's science...c;
That was written by Animal! :3 Hope you liked it. It was very fun to write. XD
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The Encounter: When Warriors Meet their Makers
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