Rio is stewing in a corner, using full punctuation and not talking to anyone, when Sushi walks into the office, dragging Blue's cage along with her.
Sushi: Hi Rio!
Rio: *narrows eyes.* What do you want?
Sushi: Woah, someone's upset .--. What's ruined your mood today, o' grateful overlord?
Rio: I missed Shadepelt visiting. And Blue spammed me with Hamilton lyrics.
Sushi: Well guess what..
Rio: WHAT
Sushi: My StarClan, she looks so helpless. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Blue: *from his cage.* Sushi, do you want to be shoved in here too—
A wild Wikipedia appears.
Sushi: *forgets about Hamilton lyrics and rushes to Wikipedia.* heLLO MY PRECIOUS HOW ARE YOU TODAY LET ME LOVE YOU PLS I PROMISE TO NEVER USE YOU TO LOOK UP HAMILTON FACTS AND ANNOY RIO WITH THEM!
Wikipedia: H—help *gets smothered by Sushi.* someone?
Rio: *steps back.* Even though I created you, I don't like you. So struggle. *sniffs somewhat passive-aggressively.*
Wikipedia: Whyyyy
Blue: *watches from his cage; whispers:* starclan, tell me how to say no to this.
Rio: *throws a brick at Blue's cage.* Sushi, don't kill Wikipedia. We need her for an upcoming book! Or two.
Sushi: Spoilers..? *lets go of Wikipedia, but sniffles lovingly and stares at the she-cat.*
Wikipedia: For the first time ever, I'm freed from Yellowfang's annoying grasp. Thank StarClan!
Sushi: But you have my amazing grasp now :D :D
Rio: Do not touch her again, or I'm banning Hamilton from the Discord.
Sushi: *shuts up.*
Blue: Can I come out of my cage now?
Rio: Never.
Wikipedia: *stares off into the distance and looks occupied.*
Rio: What are you doing?
Wikipedia: Wel—
Dusky: *bursts into the room.* HI THERE WIFEY, STEP AWAY FROM THE SUSHI!
Rio: What O__O
Sushi: I swear I didn't do it this time
Rio: What?
Dusky: If you even think about laying a paw on my wifey, I will blow your head off. *holds up a rifle.*
Rio: *struggles not to make a dirty joke.*
Dusky: Shut up wifey.
Blue: Bad Rio! There are children here!
Rio: Ky
Blue: Rude :c
Sushi: *pokes Rio.*
Dusky: *fires.*
Sushi: *explodes.*
And that's why we ate sushi for dinner. ⛈ By Rio.
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