Rant with the Author (NOT part of the story...just saying)

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"I can't believe I'm really doing this." I said as I typed the very words

"Okay. Just stop that!" Joey scolded beside me.

"Um..."

"Just explain whats happening." Edith instructed as she took a 'seat' on my desk beside the sleeping Genevieve.

"Right. This is a brainstorming session. We need to figure out what happens next."

"WHy don't you just write what happened aferwards?" Mikey asked. He was laying down on his creators bed with a copy of a shounen manga she had lying around.

"Its because she can't write that Mikey blew chunks." Samantha said to Mikey and then to me, "And stop refering to yourself like you're not here!"

"But-but you're the main character!" I exclaimed, "besides this litttle chapter is going nowhere. The point was for us to discuss the Andy situation for Serious Deja vu part2."

"Wait. theres a part 2?" Everyone in the room asked at once.

I shrugged.

"well, yeah. That endin just won't do."

"What ending?" Joey asked, "its only just beginning."

Samantha smiled.

"Joey! I told you to leave my Shugo Chara manga alone! And I'm not developing your character like Ikuto's so just GET OVER IT!"

Mikey, Edith and Sam laughed.

"looks like even the Author has a few issues with Nosey." Edith said jeeringly.

"He just never should have quoted Author's crush." Mikey mused.

I glared at Mikey. He pretended to ignore me and gently put my shounen manga back on the shelf. We all sat in awkward silence for a moment.

"Anyway about this 'ending' thing..." Mikey promoted breaking the tensiion in the air.

"Right...Anyone notice how Lockhart is missing at this meeting?" I point out.

The cast nods.

"Well...thats a part of it...anyway no spoilers."

Mikey sighed.

"Well..."

I honestly have no idea why the people I created have to be so strange.

Joey smiled.

"At the very least we all know who the author's favourite is." Joey said smugly.

I sighed exasperated.

"Shutup Nosey" Samantha and i say simultaneously.

Edith smiled.

"I swear, He'll never change..."

Anyway theres a sequel coming up! i only have 60 pages so far...

"Yeah, because you're just lazy." Joey said jeeringly.

I swear....I think Joey is going to be the first to die.

Joey swallowed a lump in his throat.

"HAHA! Burn!" Dante cried from outside my window.

I glared at him.

"Uh....Mr. prissy prince is outside..."

I ripped the door open and found Andy standing outside my room.

"Yes?" i asked.

"Hi...um...Why wasn't I invited?" he asked

"Sorry, I won't be buying anything today." i said.

I slammed the door in his face.

"Whoa." Mikey and Joey said at the same time.

Dante floated in through the window. He looked over what I had typed so far.

"Well...now I see why you don't want him to see this." Dante mused.

The rest of the cast sighed.

Samantha laughed.

"It;s a little sad what you did to him but I'm looking forward to this sequel thing" She said.

"I agree" Edith said, "Its got a lot of elements to it. I like it. Just remember to give me more parts this time."

I laughed.

"Of course." i said while hugging them.

Dante continued to read what was typed out on the screen.

Joey shook his head.

"Girls..." Joey said half annoyed, "Am I right?"

He looked over at Mikey.

Mikey had joined in on the hug and he was laughing.

Joey facepalmed.

"I guess thats the end of the chapter then..." joey said almost dissapointed.

Everyone nodded.

I said goodbye to the girls first as they left, high-fived Mikey after he succeeded in a standing backflip and turned around after they'd all left.

Joey was still in the room.

"Hey...uh...I'm sorry about earlier...I just..."

"Dont worry about it." I said half-laughing, "I'm used to it by now."

I stood up on my tip toes and kissed his cheek.

"You maybe obnoxious but you're one of my favourite weirdos in the story."

Joey smiled.

Suddenly I heard someone cough.

It was Dante. He was sitting on the inside sill of my open window.

"I saw nothing." he mused.

He turned around to leave out of the window.

"Just don't let your real muse for Nosey find out." He said, "See ya."

He was gone.

Joey turned to me.

"Real muse?" He asked.

I blushed slightly.

"um...yeah..." I held up a picture, "Flynn Rider."

Joey sighed.

"No more fiction for you." He said as he took the picture and walked out the door.

He was gone.

I laughed.

I HAVE THE INTERNET!!! JOEY IS NOTHING!!

Dante poked my head.

"You didn't have to lie to him" He said.

i scowled.

"GET OUT!"

Dante smiled.

"I hope you tell 'Flynn Rider' one day..."

He jumped out of the window and sprinted off down the driveway.

I swear, I don't get why he has to do that everytime...i mean he lives just upstairs in that spare room.

i shrugged. Genevieve yawned as she jumped off the desk and strolled out of the room.

I have weird 'friends'...and cats

END

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