Perfectly Imperfect - Danisnotonfire X Reader

Phil Has a Stalker...?

"Guys... I just had a twitter follower message me saying I look nice this morning," Phil said. Dan shrugged.

"What's so weird about that?"

"I haven't posted any pictures today," Phil explained.

"You know how phangirls are, they probably think you'd look good no matter what. They're probably just saying it." Dan said.

"Yeah, maybe..." he muttered back.

"Anyways, guess what?" I asked.

"What?" Dan and Phil asked.

"I think we should go out for breakfast today," I smiled. "Sound good?"

"Sounds great!" Dan exclaimed. Phil agreed.

***

"There's too much food to choose from! Y/N, why did we pick a buffet?" Dan whined. I laughed.

"I'm paying so deal with it,"

"Woah, woah, woah, who said you're paying?" Dan asked.

"I did, now get yourself some food!"

"Y/N you don't have to pay for-" Phil started.

"Oh, would you both just shut up and get breakfast?" I laughed, piling more bacon(Or um... Something else if you're vegetarian? Sorry... XD) on my plate happily. Buffets were the best thing on the planet, in my opinion. The boys grumbled but followed my orders, and I laughed at their unwillingness to let me pay. Who said guys should pay, anyways? I always thought that was such a stupid rule of society.

When we'd all filled our plates as much as possible, we chose a booth to sit at in the corner of the restaurant. Dan sat next to me. I pulled out my phone under the table so Phil couldn't see it, since he was sitting across from me, and opened Twitter.

Me: So how's breakfast?

Phil: It's good.

Phil: Wait... How do you know I'm eating breakfast?

Me: Lucky guess?

I put my phone away, Phil still unaware that I'd been on it. He started down at his own phone in disbelief, and I carried on eating, sharing a smirk with Dan. Phil looked up at us.

"Guys, that follower messaged me again," he said.

"Okay?" Dan replied.

"They asked how my breakfast was. How would they know I'm eating breakfast?!"

"It's 11 am, don't people usually eat breakfast around this time?" I shrugged.

"I suppose..."

***

When we arrived back to the apartment building, we walked up the stairs and all stopped. We weren't sure which apartment to go to.

"Um, Y/N, are you going home or are we still hanging out or..." Dan trailed off, not sure what to say without it feeling even more awkward. I smiled, deciding to give Phil a break to be able to film.

"I'm going home; I have to write more today, I don't think I've written more than a chapter since I moved here!"

"Alright, well then let's go home, Dan!!" Phil exclaimed a little too happily.

"Wow, so eager to get rid of me?" I joked. Phil's eyes widened.

"No! No, I just have things to do, you're a wonderful person and it's nice to hang out with you but I've got to do some... Uh... Work and stuff..." he blurted.

"Work and stuff. Got it," I laughed, then left with a salute.

"Bye Y/N! Text me later!" Dan yelled as I walked away.

"Will do, Dannyboy," I replied. I heard him grumble about the nickname and laugh, and I waited until the laughter faded away to pull out my phone again.

Me: Nice to finally be home, right?

Phil: Um... Yeah?

I laughed and unlocked my apartment door, trying to switch my thoughts to the novel I was writing. Poor Phil, I almost feel bad. But then again, it is pretty funny...

Hey! So I know I haven't updated in awhile and sadly this schedule might become more normal than I'd like. I'm so sorry :( I'm really busy lately but I promise I'll try my hardest to keep some sort of schedule because I love this story and I love all of you, and I LOVE the feedback I'm getting on this story!! You are all precious gems I swear, thank you for all your kind words and motivation :) Shout out to hairmagee for being so nice and for being the first commenter and reader on this story, you mean more to me than I can put in words. Thank you so much for your continued support! I hope you are all still enjoying the storyline!

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