adoration | batfamily texting

. group chat

You: I'm gonna add the rest to the conversation

Smartass: ...oh god

You have added: Dickaliscious, Redhottie, Barbwire, Ew, Stephyweph and Casscain to the chat.

Dickaliscious: AYY how ya doin fam?

You: I'm doing pretty gud tbh

Ew: You need to change my name

You: no, it suits you

Redhottie: oHOho you got swerved my homie

Barbwire: like you with the crowbar

Dickaliscious: that's me girl

Smartass: TOO LOW BABS

Ew: hah, couldn't of thought of a better insult

You: now Jason is in my room babs, cmon....

Redhottie: //triggered

Barbwire: what? I thought we had to suit our usernames?

Dickaliscious: I certainly like mine princess

You: you're not supposed to tbh

Ew: CHANGE MY NAME

You: no

Ew: I'll come over and kiss you

You: you have the balls to slice an assassin in half but believe me when I say that you don't have the testicles to kiss me tbh...

Dickaliscious: so many synonyms for dick...

Ew: you have a point there though...

You: where's steph and Cass?

Stephyweph: laughing my ass off

Casscain: pondering on life

Smartass: this was mainly supposed to be pm but (your name) was bored sooo....

You: not my fault you don't have flirt game like Dick

Dickaliscious: OOOOO

Barbwire: but he doesn't have dick game though

Redhottie: and you'd know this by?...

Barbwire: ...

Smartass: OH LORD

Casscain: well, small parts do have choking hazards

You: IM DYINGGGGG

Stephyweph: YOOHOHOOO

Redhottie: HAH SUCK MY ASS RICHIE

Ew: the only thing you'll ever turn on is a crowbar Jason

You: STOP ROASTING EACH OTHER FFS

Casscain: I'm just being truthful

You: but honestly be serious, I can hear Stephanie dying

Smartass: she's by my room so how do you think I feel?

Ew: unfortunate

Smartass: like your face, twit

Stephyweph: STOOOPPP IM CRYINGGGG

You: I'm gonna start kicking soon ftlog

Smartass: YOU SHOULDNT OF ADDED THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE

You: but they're my homies...

Redhottie: yo (your name) check pms

You: ok

Stephyweph: I'm hungry

Casscain: then make some food

Dickaliscious: babs can get you some

Barbwire: sure, ask the girl in a wheelchair -_-

Smartass: why is Jason Pming (your name)?? I pmed first

Ew: stop being salty Drake

Dickaliscious: I NEED A ONE DANCE

Barbwire: I'm gonna kick you in the balls Grayson

Dickaliscious: ...how?

You: so um....

Smartass: you and Todd had a very good texting conversation -_-

Redhottie: it was more than very gud ;)

You: he just wanted me to order pizza that's all tbh

Dickaliscious: WOOOOOWWWWW

Redhottie: what? That's more than very gud

Barbwire: he obviously thought something else

Casscain: like the dog he is

You: ew, go jerk off to porn Richard

Dickaliscious: F you

Stephyweph: you wish

Dickaliscious: psh, I'm the reason why Babs is in a wheel chair

Barbwire: plz, not right now. That's a sensitive topic

Dickaliscious: AND YOU GUYS CAN JOKE ABOUT ME?!?

Ew: yeah?

You: pretty much

You: well, I'm off to bed guys

Smartass: WHAT!?! WE DIDNT FINISH OUR DMS

You: I'm tired

Casscain: text me Tim

Smartass: oh okay, sure

Stephyweph: WOOOWWWWW

Redhottie: hoes before hoes...

Redhottie: wait..

You: BAHAHAHAA

Ew: (your name) I'm driving you to the movies tomorrow right?

You: yeah yeah

Barbwire: WHERES MY INVITATION?!?

You: there is none...

You have left the group chat

Ew has left the group chat

Smartass: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR CONVERSATION NOT YOU GUYS

Casscain: are you saying that talking to your sister is boring ??

Smartass: no.. Not at all

Barbwire: well I'm off to bed

Dickaliscious: I'll come get you

Redhottie: night you shits

Stephyweph: I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI

Redhottie has kicked Stephyweph from the group chat

Dickaliscious has left

Barbwire has left

Smartass has left

Casscain has left

Redhottie: BOOM SHAKA LAKA

Redhottie has left the chat