Dick: oml...
You: oh, I know what that means...
Dick: mhm...
You: you and babs did the deed?
Dick: wait, what?
You: did you?
Dick: uhhhhh
You: it's not a trick question...
Dick: no, it isn't that
You: damn...
You: well, what is it?
You: you don't say oml and not tell me what happened
Dick: Dinah caught me showering...
You: OMG SHE SAW DICK JUNIOR?!?
Dick: no, thank god. But I almost revealed two of my secrets at the time...
You: one of them being that you have a small dick?
Dick: WHAT?!?!?!
You: what?
Dick: I knew I shouldn't have talked to you about this
Dick: you're horrible
You: ouch
You: well I'll take my leave then
Dick: nooooooo
You: BROOO MAKE UP YOUR MINDDD
Dick: well, you're the only one who's nice enough to talk to me
You: so much for 'you're horrible'
Dick: I'm sorry
You: well I gotta go anyways
Dick: aw
You have gone offline
Dick: bye then -_-
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adoration | batfamily texting
RandomA collection of texts between you and the Batfamily, varying from group chats to group calls and even gaming. I hope you guys enjoy reading these as much as I've enjoyed writing them :-) WARNING: CRUDE HUMOUR, OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE, MATURE THEMES AND E...
