You: hey cass...Cass: yeah?
You: something really awkward happened
Cass: what?
You: well...
Cass: get to it I'm kinda busy
Cass: I'm beating these rubbers asses and I'm getting Siri to type my messages
Cass: that's meant to be robbers
You: well Damian came to dinner last night with my parents
You: I said no bad behaviour
Cass: GET TO THE FUCKING POINT
You: well I said "daddy can you pass the butter?"
You: then both Damian and my dad reached for the butter DX
You: IM SOOO DEAD
Cass: that's all?
Cass: I thought it was something more interesting like your father catching you both having succ
Cass: SEX OMG
Cass: do you know how awkward this is for me?! I'm fighting robbers and they're looking at me like I get paid from pornhub!
You: IM SORRY I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY DAD ANYMORE
You: it was so bad
Cass: yeah nice story
Cass: I'm going back to kicking ass, your sex life can be spoken to with babs or Steph
You: BUT THEYRE ASLEEP
Cass: I DONT FUCKING CARE
Cass is now offline

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adoration | batfamily texting
De TodoA collection of texts between you and the Batfamily, varying from group chats to group calls and even gaming. I hope you guys enjoy reading these as much as I've enjoyed writing them :-) WARNING: CRUDE HUMOUR, OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE, MATURE THEMES AND E...