You: hey
Jason: sup
You: I'm so into you, I can barely breathe
Jason: this dick can make girls suffocate..
You: and all I wanna do is to fall in deep
Jason: into this no existent pussy
You: but close ain't close enough, till we've crossed the line
Jason: excuse me, you friend zoned me how many times
You: so name a game to play, and I'll roll the dice
Jason: 'Guess wtf you're doing' game
You: oh baby looked what you started
Jason: what?
You: the temperatures rising in here
Jason: it's summer duh
You: is this gonna happen?
Jason: what's gonna happen
Jason: you're worrying me
You: been waiting and waiting for you to make a move
Jason: I've done that for the last three years wow
Jason: you changed
You: before I make a move
Jason: you been hanging with hoes?
Jason: I'm disappointed... Slightly
You: so baby come light me up, and maybe I'll let you on it
Jason: I should be saying that to you...
You: a little bit dangerous, but baby that's how I want it
Jason: you? dangerous? Since when?
You: a little less conversation and a little more touch my body
Jason: oh
Jason: CAUSE IM SO INTO YOU INTO YOU INTO YOU
You: you finally caught it omg
Jason: lawd it was only a lyric prank?
Jason: damn I thought you were really gonna give me some cake
You: nah
Jason: you're mean
You: I just opened the fridge and the cake is nowhere to be seen
You: I will find you
Jason: hoe don't do it
You: and I will kill you
Jason: oh my gosh
You: but legit give my cake back
Jason: trade for a kiss
You: you can keep the cake
Jason: BRUH
Jason: AM I REALLY THAT UNATTRACTIVE
You: no I just don't see the need to go out with you is all
Jason: liar
Jason: you love me
You: aha no
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I honestly love writing these!
I might be putting up another series like this except with Instagram or snapchat conversations.
Christmas is so near I'm ded
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adoration | batfamily texting
RandomA collection of texts between you and the Batfamily, varying from group chats to group calls and even gaming. I hope you guys enjoy reading these as much as I've enjoyed writing them :-) WARNING: CRUDE HUMOUR, OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE, MATURE THEMES AND E...