Gerard Way: Emo Goddess

Chapter One: And Donna said, "Let there be emo!"

It's the spring of 1977. Donna turns to Donald and is like, "Yo, I'm in labour."

And Don's like, "Yo, what do you mean you're in labour?"

And Donna's like, " I'm about to birth your child. Take me to the hospital."

So Donald drives Donna to the hospital and eleven seconds later, a goddess was born.

And they named him Gerard Arthur Way.

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Gerard was born v sassy. He always had a feather boa and his hand practically glued to his hip. His other hand was always either in the air, bent at an odd angle to prove he's the sassiest mofo in Jersey. Or it was in his pants because boys like to touch themselves.

Anyways, Gerard was the goddess of sassy and owned everything. His mother and father were v nice to their sassy child. But something was missing...