Gerard Way: Emo Goddess

Chapter four: The shortest Daddy that ever Daddy-ed

So it's the fall of 1981. Linda turns to Frank and is like, "Yo, I'm in labour."

And Frank's like, "Yo, what do you mean you're in labour?"

And Linda's like, " I'm about to birth your first and only child. Take me to the hospital."

So Frank drives Linda to the hospital and about fourish hours later a very short, very attractive, tattooed, ball of energy is birthed.

And they named him Frank Anthony Iero Junior. But Gerard calls him Frankie, so there's that.

Frankie was borned v short and always jumped around while playing air guitar and liked throwing microphone stands everywhere, but he is so FUCKING cute that no one gives any fucks.

Except Gerard bc they do the frickle frackle.