Gerard Way: Emo Goddess

Chapter two: Spaghetti Way is born

So it's the summer of 1980 something. Donna turns to Donald and is like, "Yo, I'm in labour."

And Don's like, "Yo, what do you mean you're in labour?"

And Donna's like, "I'm about to birth your second child. Take me to the hospital."

So Donald picks up Gerard by his boa and drives Donna to the hospital.

Belventeen minutes later, a lanky ass soccer mom with awkward knees was born.

And they named him Michael James Way.

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But no one called him Michael, because this is America and everything needs to be shortened, so they just called him Mikey fuckin Way.

Mikey was born v adorable, but had nerd glasses and soccer mom hair and never smiled ever, so he always looked sad. But he was Gerard's besterest fren ever until he met Frank, but frank isn't even born yet so that doesn't matter. Also, Mikey is my dad. They are all my dad so I mean, surprise dads?