Feel The Bern (No Hate Intended)

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Donald trump took a seat next to you. "Hi I'm (Your name) what's yours?" You asked him with a yellow teeth crusty mouthed smile. "H-H-H-H-Hi I'm Donald Trump." He hesitated to say something when you heard boots stomping down the hallway. "That's the bad boy Bernie Sanders." He whispered in your lopsided ear,filled with ear wax. "Hello McHuggetes." He said to a girl with short blonde hair and red lipstick. "That's not my name!" She yelled. Everyone gassed. Nobody moved. "No one had stood up to the burn before!" Donald yelled surprised."I never expected to see something like this before especially on the first day of 16 years in kindergarten." He continued .No wonder why he was so tall. "Feel the Bern" Bernie Sanders said as he grabbed Hillary Clinton by her collar,dragged her to the Empire State Building and through her out of the last floor. But luckily Shrek was there to catch her and save the day. Unfortunately he needed  a meal to feed his family so he ate her in one bite and through her up later for his family to enjoy.
The End.

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