Obama my Mama and other story's

The book that killed everybody

"And then everyone died. The end." Hillary Clinton said with a smile as she closed the book. Then all the children started screaming and crying. Someone even threw a KFC bucket at her that had chicken inside. Hillary Clinton died on impact of the delicious yet deadly treat. When the children went to McDonalds to get something to eat,Donald Trump gave them a life supply of chicken fat to rub there feet in. But the children ate it instead of doing that. Some of them shoved it up there nose, put it in their parents bed,stuffed it down the White House chimney,and other things. Then they got food poisoning. Donald trump was arrested and charged with attempt in murder and was sentenced to 999,999,999,999 years in prison. But somehow he survived. He survived all those years in prison,all 999,999,999,999 years. But then someone threw a book at him. His bones were more fragile then a cheap China glass doll head you bought from your weird grandmother's barber. Yea I said it. Then he turned to dust. Then Bernie sanders,the janitor at the prison sweeped up the dust and picked up a book."Weird." Then he began to read aloud.  "It's alive!" The white headed man yelled as he dragged the dead body out of the room and stuffed it with fried chicken. "The chicken it's alive!" He yelled even louder then before. "I MUST DESTROY IT BEFORE IT TAKES OVER THE HUMAN RACE! I MUST I MUST I MUST I MUST I MUST!" He shrieked as the man threw the KFC bucket into the fire. People started to surround Bernie sanders as he continued to read. He was loving all the attention. After reading the book,everyone screamed and cried,causing Bernie sanders to fall on somebody squishing them,and that somebody falling on the person behind them and so on. It was squashed humans everywhere. So I guess you could say it was a squash of a good time! HARHARHAR?