WARNING: THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE HURTFUL IN ANYWAY, SO,NO BUTT-HURT COMMENTS
Sup." Was the first thing Bernie Sanders said to Dolly Trump, the new girl at BirdBrain High.
Donald trump was very attractive-Well at least to Bernie Sanders she was. She was perfect,Beautiful and smart. She got straight Ds and She had pink cheeks, pink hair that looked like corn, and the prettiest duck face Bernie sanders ever seen.She smelt as if she had just got done taking a bath in raw sewage with a hint of rose, state everything in her path and she loved to run her mouth. She was Everything Bernie Sanders wanted and loved. "H-h-h-hi...." She stuttered,her wrinkles on fleek. "I'm Bernie Sanders." He said looking her in the eye and grabbing her hands. "But don't call me that or I'll punch you in the nose. I like you more then I like eating illegal tacos,and I really like illegal tacos."
"Me too!" She yelled. "So what should I call you then?" She asked blushing a little bit. "The Burn."
"Oh okay." She replied. "The Burn." Then they started giggling uncontrollably. But then the girl next to Donald started barking. Literally. Dolly was scared. She started crying because of the girls womanly looks. "What's wrong Dolly?" The Burn asked rubbing her crooked nose. "Her!"
"Who McHuggets?"
"Who?"
"Hillary Clinton."
"Oh."
"What is she doing?"
"Her womanly looks,her young face... It scares me!"
Then The Burn was mad. Very mad. He picked up the barking McHuggets and reached into his pocket and pulled out a...
Life time supply of McNuggets at shoved it down Hillary's throat.
"Feel The Burn." He said as he dropped her and picked her up by the collar of her poop filled shirt.
"No Bernie no!" She yelled. "Please don't do it!"
"Nobody calls me Bernie!" He yelled as he farted on her face and threw her out the nearest window for the second time.
.Then Bernie Sanders did the unthinkable. He asked her out on a date. She accepted. They are illegal tacos. Then after they ate there illegal tacos Bernie Sanders got down on one knee and said..."Dolly trump....Will you...."
To be continued
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