Falling for Trump (Trump loves you)

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This is terrible. Read at your own risk.
"TRUMP DC" The fat old bus driver yelled as he took a bite out of his BigMac. "Thank you." You said as you got off the bus.  "Oh...Get off the bus before I eat you." He replied with a grin. "Trump Dc." You said as you took a breath of the dirty,nasty,poop filled-I mean fresh air. Then you took a look around you. "A Donald Trump build board,some hobos roasting hot dogs,ducks in a polluted river-THERE IT IS!" You yelled in excitement. You had finally spotted the White House! You decided you wanted to meet Obama and the girls.  You ran all the way to the White House. Then you knocked on the door.  The door slightly opened.
"Who are you?" A man in a donut costume said.   "Why are you a donut?" You replied. "Donald Trump." He mumbled before opening the door all the way. "Oh." You replied. Then it hit you." Where's Obama?" "He moved to the slaughter,Excuse me- Farm house where he was raised."  "Oh. Then-" "No more questions. Go see Mr.Trump."
To be continued...

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