One shots - Phan

Jelousy

SLIGHTLY SMUTTY. FLUFFY FLUFF. BE WARNED.

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"Hi Louise." I smile, giving her a welcoming hug before stepping back, letting Dan waffle on to her about the video they are about to film.

"Phil, can you be in your room or something for this? I don't want to be interrupted today." Dan said slightly bluntly, making my heart sink slightly. I nodded, shuffling away to my room and closing the door, slipping the catch on the door which I installed after Dan saw me getting a little intimate with myself two months ago. I sighed, jumping onto my bed and sticking my hands behind my head, staring at the glow in the dark stars on the ceiling. Dan had lost his bet of uploading on time a while ago, meaning he had to do his end of the bet, and promise to get his legs waxed. Today was the day.

-few months earlier-

"Phil." Dan groaned, walking towards me, a pout on his face.

"What." I laughed, opening my arms for him to embrace, giggling slightly.

"I lost the bet. That fucking computer doesn't work properly. I have to wax my fucking legs." He whined, resting his chin on my shoulder, wrapping his arms loosely around me. Laughing, I patted his back, biting my lip as my heart raced.

"I can wax them for you?" I asked quietly, pulling back to stare at him. Dan nodded, before frowning and shaking his head. "What's wrong?" I asked, tilting my own head.

"You can't do it. One, you've never waxed anything before. And two, the fans will think we are together and Phan will go crazy." Dan waffled, rubbing his hands. I sighed, Dan was so uptight about making it sure that we weren't together and phan wasn't real, he'd taken it to a completely new level.

"Can we not just play on it for once? It'll make them happy and then they'll shut up." I pleaded, furrowing my brow. Dan shook his head, slight anger appearing on his face.

"No Phil. That's not how they work. Once we start, they'll want more and more. We aren't like Pj and Chris. They can act because they already are together." Dan said bluntly, before shuffling away. "I'll get Louise to do it." He mumbled. I rolled my eyes, /Louise/. How did I not guess? Dan had been spending more and more time with Louise since summer in the city, it was frustrating, especially since he was spending less and less time with me.

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It had been half an hour, and Dan had only just started to record. There was hysterical laughing and shouting coming from the lounge, making me sigh and wish I was in Louise's place. Dan was beautiful, and I'd do anything to get closer to him than usual. However, if it evolved the internet, he wouldn't allow it. He was even frustrated when BBC wanted us to make the music video for Lily Allen holding each other's hands. I was in my bedroom. On twitter and tumblr, scrolling aimlessly. Both were dead tonight, as if they new my emotions were the same.

Dan and Louise had now moved to the kitchen, hearing the bing of the microwave and Dan shouting at Louise for eating our cereal the biggest giveaway. I sighed, moving my mac away from my lap and standing up, undoing the latch on my door before opening it, walking out and through to the kitchen, slipping a smile onto my face.

"Need any help?" I ask politely, holding my hands in front of me.

"No Phil. We are fine. Can you go back to your room now?"

I bit my lip, nodding as I stared at Dan, watching him flick through the camera. "Now would be good." Dan muttered, beginning to film again.

I sighed, turning round and shuffling back to my room, closing the door behind me and slipping down the wood, putting my head in my hands.