Hamilton Drabbles

Mine

Hamilton had gotten back to his dorm with his roommate Jefferson after a long night of trick or treating. They each didn't get much candy, guess no one wanted to give out sweets to bratty college kids, so they agreed to share their haul.

Things were going well until a particular piece of candy caught their eye. Or should I say pieces. There, in the middle of the pile, was an enTIRE BAG OF TWIZZLERS! Both men went to grab it, their hands clutching the package at the same time. They looked up to meet each others eyes.

"I saw it first."

"I grabbed it first."

"Twizzlers are my favorite candy."

"Mine too."

Suddenly, they both pounced, each fighting to get the candy. Hamilton grabbed it first, only for Jefferson to smack it away for him to fetch it. Hamilton grabbed his ankle, tripping him and climbed over him to try and ensure it was him who would get it. Jefferson wasn't having any of it and rolled onto his back, crushing him.

"AAAAAA JEFFERSON GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF!" He shoved at his back, trying to free himself. Jefferson flipped himself over, immediately pinning Hamilton to the floor. "Will you let me have the Twizzlers?"

"HELL no!" he screamed, struggling to get reach a hand out and grab the package that was barely out of his reach.

"Well, I'm sorry to do this to you Alex. Well, not really." He wiggles his fingers over his ribs and across his neck, sending him into a fit of giggles.

"How abouhahahahaout we shahahahare?" Jefferson shrugged, sliding off. "I can live with that."