I was scrolling thru a conversation that I last had with my friend 😞 and I was telling her about this and I was like hey I'll put this in my dream journal so here it is. ..
I was walking at the park when I saw an inflatable pool with something in it. I walk over to it and see a little seagull struggling to stay afloat. I quickly pull it out of the water, take my shirt off and wrap it around the seagull. I made sure it was safely tucked into the shirt, and I took it to my house. When I got home, I opened a packet of crackers and fed it. Afterwards, it seemed more friendly to me. I took it out to my backyard, set it next to my pool, and changed to my swim trunks. I told it, "Ima teach you how to swim!" It cocked its head sideways, like, "what the fuck is a swim?" I pointed to the water next to it. It looked where I was pointing, and waddled back a few steps in fear. "Don't worry, you can do it!"
-------2 MONTHS LATER----------------
2 months of teaching it to swim, and it was swimming laps in my pool with no problem. I even potty trained it and treated it like my own child so now it just follows me around everywhere. One day I was walking down a street, the seagull plopped on my shoulder, when I heard footsteps behind me, approaching fast. My seagull flew off my shoulder. I turn to look who it was. I turned right on time to receive a massive kick into my chest. I woke up.
Fucking weird huh? I woke up and I was like HUUUH FUCK U MATE FITE ME U BIATCH. 😂😭
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My Dream Book
Random"Should I make a dream book?" "No I shouldn't." "Why shouldn't I?" "Because it's gonna be fucking embarrassing!" "Your fucking embarrassing." "Fuck you!" "What time" "..." "..." "..." "Bitch I'm making that dream book."
