BONUS: 3 DREAMS
I was walking down a road, when I saw a white mass of fur on the sidewalk. It looked so fragile. I walked to it. It was a kitten! I examined it closely. It was stick thin. I pull out a piece of fish from my bag, and gave it to him. He ate it, and mewed in thanks. He sniffed me for more, and I said, "I don't have anymore, but if you want, you can come with me home, and I'll make you some more?" He mewed in agreement. He jumps into my chest, and clings to my shirt. I pet him. WOW, HES FLUFFY.
DREAM CHANGE
Lets just pretend I have a phone. And that my friend has one too. Moving on.
My phone rings. Its Iaavsts.
"Hey, whats up?"
"I'm bored. Can you take me roof topping?"
"Yeah, sure! My place in ten."
"Bye!" And she hangs up.
Ten minutes later, she rings the door. "What's up, little one?" "I'm not that little, dammit!" she complains. she stomps on my door, and I dramatically hop around on one foot. "Ok, fun's over. Get on!" She hops onto my back, and latches on like a koala bear. I start climbing the pole to the roof. Suddenly, I see my dad up there. "Dad, what are you doing up here?"
"Oh, nothing. What the fuck are you doing up here?" He starts walking toward me, a pole in his hand. "Go, now. Run, and don't look back. Go home." I say to Iaavsts under my breath. She unlatches. "But-" "GO. NOW." She sprints off.
I back at my dad. He's right in front of me. He cocks his arm back, and I close my eyes.
DREAM CHANGE
Im sitting in a room full of people, my friend Mathew right next to me. He pulls out his vape. "Man, what the fuck are you doing?" "What does it look like?" He hits it. A little bit of smoke comes out. Nobody notices it. "Lets see how big I can get without getting fucked." I shake my head, "You're an idiot."
He hits it again. Too long. His eyes widen. He knows too. He looks around for a safe place to blow the smoke. Nothing. He opens his shirt, and blows down. Smoke seeps out his sleeves, and out the back of his shirt. I roar with laughter. Suddenly he blows some into my face. "The fuck, bro!" I laugh.
I wake up
YOU ARE READING
My Dream Book
Random"Should I make a dream book?" "No I shouldn't." "Why shouldn't I?" "Because it's gonna be fucking embarrassing!" "Your fucking embarrassing." "Fuck you!" "What time" "..." "..." "..." "Bitch I'm making that dream book."
