Ok so I zoned the fuck out in school today and fell asleep for like five seconds and I had this dream. Yes, five seconds.
I was at lunch with my friends and I went over to steal my friend's shoe. "Nuuu whyyyyy?????" I laughed and yanked it off. I gave it back after a while. Then, ten minutes later, she jumped up, ran to me, and stole my shoe, faster than I could blink. "The fuck!" I laughed. Suddenly she ran off with it. I got up and ran after her. My other shoe started getting annoying, so I kicked it off. "I like free running barefoot anyways..."
I saw her head to the pool. Still laughing, I shouted, "Ey, come back here!" I dive konged over the Archways and rolled on the other side, and came back up running.
I took a turn into the pool deck I saw my friend standing at the entrance, the shoe no longer in her hand. "Hey, where'd you hide it?" She smiled. "Well, you know how your shoes are made by Speedo...?" She moved aside. I saw the pool, and in the middle of it, my shoe. I started laughing so hard. "What the fuck?!" I walked to her and grabbed her wrist. I started dragging her closer to the pool. She started laughing and tried to get away. "Nuuuuu Roger NUUUUU FUCK YOUUUUU." I threw her in, and she let out a pterodactyl screech in midair. I dove in after her.
I woke up.
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My Dream Book
Random"Should I make a dream book?" "No I shouldn't." "Why shouldn't I?" "Because it's gonna be fucking embarrassing!" "Your fucking embarrassing." "Fuck you!" "What time" "..." "..." "..." "Bitch I'm making that dream book."
