1. Top 3 situations that require witnesses:
i) Crimes
ii) Accidents
iii) Marriages
Need I say more?
2. The best things in life are free *plus shipping and handling*
3. My superpower is making people laugh. Which would be great if I was trying to be funny.
4. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
5. Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?
6. People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.
7. I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.
8. The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward.
9. Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...
10. I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.
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Tales of Sarcasm
RandomShort stories of everything and anything sarcastic. This book will function as a drug for people running low on sarcasm. CAUTION: 10 meter distance is advisable from this book if you are an idiot.
