DeCiPhEr.the story of a Pinetree and a Triangle

eggs and toast.

I wake up and yawn attempting to stretch my arms out. Being stopped by a Weight on my left side pinning my arm down. I look over and smile at dipper. His hat discarded on the floor and hair a mess sticking up all over the place. I run my right hand through it to tame it a little. The gesture causing his eyes to flicker open a little before sliding shut again. I lean my head on his shoulder and wrap my arms around him. I glance at the clock dipper had taught me to use when I first moved in hear. 10:45. The room was still rather dull as the curtains blocked the sunlight. I carefully pull my arms away from dipper hoping not to wake him. He makes a small whining noise as I lay him down on the couch. I chuckle at the adorable boy and pull a small blanket off my bed laying it over him. He snuggles into it and smiles softly. I walk into the kitchen my stomach growling which I had learnt meant my meat sack was hungry. I open the food chiller that dipper called a fridge and pull out some unborn chickens and processed Wheat. I put the processed Wheat into a silver box to cook it and pull out a metal disk like bowl with a Handle. I crack the eggs into it and flick my fingers. Nothing happens. I try again.
"That's odd" I mutter placing the object onto the bench I pull my black glove of and inspect my hand as if that would give me the answer. Then It hits me. I turn around to find dipper leaning against the door frame.
"Watcha doing dorito?" He yawns I chuckle.
"Trying to cook the unborn chickens but it appears I have no longer got my magic" I say staring down at my hand. Dipper laughs.
"Yeah you kind of sold off your demon powers and stuff to stay with me. So I didn't have to collect souls" he says walking over and slinging an arm over my shoulders.
"I'll teach you how to cook bill but first your burning your toast" he says sleepily. I face the silver box which held my processed Wheat. Smoke was coming out the top and the 'toast' was now completely black. I push the button and it flys up landing on the bench. I pout.
"Sorry about that" I whine. Dipper pats my shoulder. Picking up the burnt toast he throws it in the bin and puts more processed wheat in.
"You keep and eye on the bread so it doesn't burn I'll cook the eggs" he chuckles. I nod staring intently at the proccesed wheat that dipper called bread. He continues to teach me while I'm focused on the toasting bread.
"For starters bill. You need to put the pan on the stove and turn the stove on" he says I nod and point at the silver box
"Its toasted what do I do!" I call out he laughs and glances back at me. Push the button like you did before." He says. I push the button and the toast flys out. I put it on a plate and put it next to dipper. He hands me a plastic thing and points to the pan of cooked eggs.
"Use the spatula to put the eggs onto the toast." He smiles I look between the eggs and spatula then raise and eyebrow. I hold the spatula by the eggs and stare intently.
"How does this magic work my eggs are not getting on" I say. Dipper laughs holding his stomach as he doubles over tears falling. I drop the spatula and place my hand on his arms.
"DIPPER?!" I shout shocked he puts his hand on my arm and wipes the tears.
"I'm good that's hilarious bill. For someone who suposibly knows all that was the most stupid thing you could say" he laughs a huge grin on his face I lightly punch him
"You scared me pinetree I thought you were hurt" I pout "and that was when I was a demon and cooking food wasn't important so I didn't pay attention to that knowledge. Or many human things really" I say dipper kisses my cheek.
"Your adorable bill" he says grabbing the discarded spatula.
"Look you slide it under the egg like this" he says placing the eggs on the toast. I nod.
"Maybe you should cook until I'm better at it" I say sheepishly. Dipper chuckles.
"Yeah ok that's probably a good idea" he says handing me the plate. "Now dig in" he smiles.