Chapter 11: The Acknowledgement that my bestfriend is a complete sadist
Driver's ed, 8 am
Notes from Driver's Ed
Jewel--- I can't stand this when is he going to go back to the teacher's lounge.
Maybe never. I heard Mr. Menchavez puked on the carpet today so the whole place smells like chucked up tofu. God, he is so HOT.
Who's hot?
BLAKE!
He isn't hot. He's gross. Look at what he's wearing. Who DOES that to their clothes?
You're so narrow-minded.
I am not narrow-minded. This is Mission Hill, lousy hick suburban town, not upstate New York. No one dyes their whole wardrobe black. I don't even think anybody wears black.
Well I think it's very cool and shows that he is mourning for the degradation of our youth.
Whatever. Also someone should tell him to learn a new song. If I hear that Ave Maria crap one more time on his harmonica I ought....
You're just jealous that Blake is a sensitive and cultured soul while you snore like a pig on tobacco.
Ok, ok. God, what is wrong with you today?
I didn't get any sleep last night because of the Beast.
Did he finally put the move on you?
What?! No! GROSS!
Oh well, what happened?
I hid in the pool house from Odette Pennel.
She's back?
With a vengeance!!! She signed me up for Mission Hill PRINCESS!!
It was at this point when Desiree laughed and didn't pass me any more notes. It was really sad when your 'supposed' best friend just laughs when you're in trouble.
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Homework for Driver's Ed:
1. Watch 'Fast and the Furious' and state at least five driving violations performed during the movie.
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This chapter is dedicated to @BehindTheNiqab and her hilarious story "The Guy Rules".
I know this was really short but these are meant to be little dwaddles in her brain. They're not supposed to be consistent :)
Jukebox Junkie,out.
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