Freak in the Bottle

Freak in the Bottle Preface

                It was a normal day in Egypt, many sandstorms, searing sunlight, burning heat, and NO water. Little did I know that my life would never be the same after that day. I was walking through the desert when I came across a bottle in the sand. It was a blue-green color and looked REALLY old. I opened it up and a man came out. “Hello,” I said “I’m Jason, who are you?” The man looked at me for a little while before he spoke.

                “I am the Blue Djinn” he said “Since you have freed me from my bottle, you have just earned yourself the powers of a genie. Some may say this is a curse, but this is very much a gift,” and with that he snapped his fingers and I was turned into a blue puff of smoke and sucked into a bottle.

                “Hey!!!” I yelled “This isn’t fair!!! You were supposed to grant me WISHES!!!!!!” but it was no use, now that I was a genie, he was free. I have always wanted to go back to that day and undo the horrible fate that was put upon me.

                I am now living the life of a typical genie. I am stuck in my bottle, until I am freed from my bottle. Often I have thought of doing exactly what the Blue Djinn did to me to my next master, but that would make me no better than him.

                This is the story of when I met the master that would change my life, and allow me to finally get my revenge on the Blue Djinn. I often think of how I will get my revenge, but I just end up saying that I will cross that bridge when I get there. Beware young reader, now that you have picked up this book, you will learn many things that are myth to most mortals. If you read this book and continue thinking it is just fiction, enjoy!!! Hopefully you will never have to experience what I have gone through. If you are reading this because weird things have been happening, CONTINUE!!!!! This may come in handy if you ever meet a genie, or worse, the Blue Djinn.