Tony: what if dogs could talk?
Nat: where is this coming from?
Tony: I don't know
Clint: if dogs could talk it would be kinda creepy.
Steve: no it would not be kinda creepy it would be really creepy.
Fury: agreed I have enough stupid agents that I have to insult and tell to shut up to.
Nat: I agree.
Fury: shut up you annoying little spider.
Nat: that hurts.
Captain Kirk: insulting over texting. that's bad.
Steve; again who is this??
Hill: 'facepalm'
Tony: 'double facepalm'
Nat: 'triple facepalm'
Bruce: what's with the facepalms?
Fury: 'facepalm'
Bruce: I will just review the conversation.
Nat: has anyone seen pepper?
Hill: no
Colson: don't think so
Bruce: I have been in the lab for days. But she usually brings me coffee but she hasn't yet today I had to go find it myself and I think I broke the coffee maker.
Steve: aren't you like a really smart guy.
Bruce: yes but the coffee maker is complicated
Thor: THE COFFEE MAKER IS ONE OF THE MOST EASY DEVICES IN MIDGARD TO CONTROL.
Nat: I agree with Thor
Tony: do you just agree with guys you are interested in?
Natasha: yah like I'm totally in love with Thor
Pepper: you people at cra cra. And sorry I didn't get you coffee this morning Bruce.
Bruce: they are. it's ok.
Tony: PEPPER POTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pepper: oh no I suddenly realize why I was hiding all day.
Nat: ??????
Clint: explain.
Pepper: I may have um well crushed his favorite car.....................with his new suit.
Steve: well how bad can it be??
Pepper: well the suit kinda blew up upon impact.
Nat: oh now I kinda understand.
Tony: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU MISS PEPPER POTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pepper: bye see you later.
Clint: good luck pep
Tony: you take my pepper and I will kill you. PEPPER I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!
Clint: ??
Hill: you gunna get killed.
Clint: what did I do?
Pepper: can someone help me please.
Thor: I AM NOT IN THE BRILLIANT CITY OF NEW YORK RIGHT NOW.
Pepper: can anyone.
Steve: CAPTAIN AMERICA TO THE RESCUE.
Clint: oh dear.
Nat: 'face palm'
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