Tony: so Fury what's your middle name?
Fury: I'm not doing this Stark
Natasha: oh come on Nickolas J Fury that J has got to be something as good as Tony's
Maria: I would say but I value my life greatly
Clint: I wouldn't tell ether
Tony: wimp
Bucky: I bet I could torture it out of him🙂
Steve: Fury I don't think he'd crack in a million years.
Coulson: I'd tell... at a cost
Tony: is $170 enough?
Coulson: His full name is...
Fury: Philip Coulson
Coulson: never mind Stark
Tony: ugh!
Natasha: omg he used punctuation😱
Bucky: ITS A FREAKING MIRACLE!
Clint: Okay lets just start guessing. Jacob?
Fury: no
Tony: Jeff?
Maria: Nicolas Jeff Fury? Seriously
Steve: July?
Natasha: Steve really 😑
Steve: What? It could happen.
Bucky: no. Steve, just... no
Steve: hump
Bucky: what about James.
Fury: not bad but not it ether.
Tony: WELL THAN WHAT THE HECK IS IT?
Fury: I don't know.
Tony: what do you mean 'you don't know?' !?!?
Kirk: it's Josep
Fury: how the heck do you know that!?!?!?
Kirk: I'm the Captain James T Kirk I know almost everything.
Bucky: hey my name is James too. ✋
Kirk: ✋
Spock: you didn't know when that ship was going to attack.
Kirk: I said almost Spock.
Natasha: well what's you middle name Kirk?
Kirk: my full name is Captain James Tiberius Kirk
Tony: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maira: I just witnessed Nick Fury laughing I'm scared now.
Clint: I'm naming my next dog Tiberius!
Natasha: that actually doesn't sound half bad.
Kirk: I have no shame.
Loki: hello my tesseract eyed friend.
Kirk: hello Loki.
Thor: YOU AND MY BELOVED BROTHER HAVE MET BEFORE SON OF KIRK?
Kirk: um yes and are you a Klingon?
Thor: FOR WHAT IS A KLINGON?
Kirk: oh never mind.
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The avengers texting
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