Poison (Jacksepticeye x reader)

Chapter 24

The past few days were a living hell. If you don't know what I mean, I mean if you crawl up Hitler's ass on a normal day in June if you live in Canada, that's what I mean. (True Story. Over here in Canada, IT'S FUCKING BRUNING ON A NORMAL DAY IN JUNE OR JULY!!) Why you may ask? Well, because Kai made it a living hell for me. If you look at it like this....

*lookingggggg...*

I woke up with a big headache because of yesterday. Kai really went ham on my head. I think I need to ask Kassie for a Tylenol. I rubbed my head as I got up from the bed and grabbed my towel and went to the washroom. I was woken up by the rest of the girl giggling outside my door and when I walked out, they stared at me and I heard them giggle some more. I shook them off, thinking they are crazy because they were staring at me and giggling at me in the morning, and went inside the washroom. Curious, I went up to the mirror and almost die because of what I saw in the mirror. I had A FUCKIN SHARPIE MAKER MUSTACHE UNDER MY NOSE AND THE WORDS 'KAI WAS HERE' WRITTEN ACROSS MY FOREHEAD!! I am done with Kai. I'm done. I'm done. I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THAT IRISH BITCH!! I stormed back to my room and gave the girl that has lying on her stomach and her face was facing my bed, a big ass slap on her cheek, which woke up her. As she got up from where she was, she rubbed her cheek and looked at me with a cocky smirk of her face.

"Mind explaining?" I asked, clearly pissed.

"What is there to explain?" She repiled. I slapped her again before leaving the room again and back to the washroom. I stripped out of my clothing and jumped in the steaming hot shower, trying to relax from my high. I calmed down a bit and just took my shower in peace, well, I was showering in peace for about 2 minutes until I felt something cold hit my back. I screamed. Like, REAL cold. Like ice cold. (I want ice now. Speaking of ice, am I the only one who eats ice? Like take an ice block and eat it? Probably...) when I looked down, there was ice beneath me. There was ice. Then, I heard loud laughing. "LIKE YOUR COLD SHOWER?!?" That same fimillar voice yelled.

"FUCK OFF, KAI!!" I yelled. Then I felt another bach of cold water and ice on my back. "CAN YOU STOP?!!"

"Nah. We're good." She repiled and again, I felt cold water and ice on my back. 'She's gonna pay. She gonna pay real good...' I thought but was interpreted by another bach of cold water and ice. "That's your fuckin lesson, bitch!!" She said. I then heard footsteps leave, signaling that Kai has left. I sighed, focusing back on my shower and tired to get my FREEZING back warm again.

*Stop lookingggggg...*

Then, the next day, I got her back. I got her back real good. She should know that I would came back with fire. And I mean fire. It was at dinner...

*lookingggggg...*

We finshed another activity that included teamwork, and of course, I had to work with Kai. But it wasn't that bad. There wasn't alot of communication between us, and I'm glad that we didn't talk to each other. I bet her breath stank. We were inside the dining hall, seated and ready to eat since that activity really gave me a workout.

"Yo. Are you OK?" Felix asked. "You've been staring at Kai like you're about to eat that ass."  He was right, I was staring at Kai like she was my prey. Well, she is now.

"I fine, Felix. Just don't worry about me and don't make a sound." I said and kept my eyes on Kai. "Just try your hardest on not fucking shit up."

"Whatever you say." He said and we got up to get our food. We were having pasta with ground beef. I went up to go get my plate and I did. I grabbed a water bottle in the process, and hot sauce. Once I got back to where we were sitting, I hit the hot sauce bottle so that no one could see it and went back up to get the cheese. After getting everything I need, I sat back down and didn't take a bite out of my food until Kai sat down where she was and was about to eat and I watched her every move. She grabbed a keptup bottle and put alot of keptup of her pasta before going to use the washroom. Being the sly, sneeky little shit I am, I went over to Kai's for and sprayed hot sauce all over hit. Yeah, I don't feel sorry at all. I just want her tounge to burn since she decided to mess with me. I went back to put the hot sauce bottle where it wa and sat back down with my food in hand. Felix looked at me.

"Please, don't ask." I said before taking a bite out of my food. Three bites and a sip of water later, Kai came out of the washroom and was just about to sit down and eat her food before putting some cheese on her pasta. She said back down and grabbed her food then took a big bite out of it. I stayed there and stared at her with a shit ass grin on my face as I waited for her reaction. A few second later, she was up and out of her seat, yelling and screaming that her tounge was on fire. I didn't do anything except for die because of laughter quietly. She then looked over to me and saw that I was laughing then stormed over to me.

"Hi." I said.

"YOU BITCH!!" She manged to get out as her tounge was growing bigger and bigger. I took a breather, but that breather didn't last long since she gave me on big slap on my cheek.

"Well, that's not nice to do to someone who just made your day." I said and rubbed my cheek. She went over to the kitchen with teary eyes to go get a drink. 'And that kids is what you get when you mess with me.' 

*Stop lookingggggg...*

For a few days, we went on like that and didn't stop until one of us surrendered. I wasn't gonna give up anytime and it didn't look like she was either, and I'm suprised that a girl like Kai, who is always around a popular girl is not scared to get her hands dirty. Well, that wasn't the same story as today....

(AN: Proper AN in the next chapter. )