Poison (Jacksepticeye x reader)

Chapter 52

I kissed my teeth.

"Get up." I said. She didn't do anything except for looking at me like God came down to Earth and asked her if she wanted to go to Heaven even though humanity is fucked. "Did you not hear me? I said get up." I reached out my hands and with her shake hands, she grabbed on to mine. I pulled her up so we were eye level and began to wipe the tears that fell. "You know, girls like you shouldn't be crying. You're too pretty to cry." I said and smiled. Kai looked at me, shocked. (Bitch, SHE'S SHOOK!!) I finished wiping the last tear before punching her in the stomach. "But yet, you need a lesson." I then kneed her in the stomach and kicked her legs so that she falls to the ground. Tears then started to fall again. I kicked her some again before squatting down to her level. "You shouldn't be doing things that will get you in trouble in the future. If you do some stupid shit like that again, it'll be worse. And I could come from someone who is highly stronger than me." I pointed up to Signe, who had a big smirk on her face and cracked her knuckles. "Anyways, let's get you fixed up." I grabbed her hand again and picked Kai up, bringing her to the nurses office. I placed her on the bed and lifted up her shirt. "You okay?"

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure after that beating, I'll be fine." She manged to say right before coughing. I chuckled. I grabbed some bandages and Felix, who followed up and was apparently  the nurse around here, grabbed rubbing alcohol and a rag. Apparently, when I punched her, I opened some cuts that were closed. Felix started to wipe down the cuts and I was ready to bandages.

"Anyways, why we're you crying? Never mind crying, why we're you sitting alone and not sitting with Ahsely?" I asked out of curiosity.

"You haven't heard? Ashley doesn't  like me anymore. But now that I think of it, I don't think she likes me at all." I then remembered what Signe or Bob said about Ahsley total ditching Kai when she found out. "And now everyone that I've every talked to turned their backs to me." I nodded.

"Well Kai, today is your lucky day." I smirked and looked over to Felix, who had the same look on his face, knowing what I was about to say, but he wasn't looking at me. "Let's make a deal."

"Does it include fighting, firearms, sharp objects or even death?" She repiled, scared for her life.

"Maybe death, and I'm not sure about the others..."My voice trailed off. "But that's not the point. The point is, do you want to be friends?" I asked her, looking at Kai in the eyes with the most sincere look on my face I've ever gave to someone. And note, I never give sincere faces to anyone. The only face I give to others is a lenny one...

"Umm..." Kai thought.

"If you say no, you can't change your choice and this will be a very hard and scary year for you." I said and tilted my head to the side with that God awful dark aroma around me and Felix. He knew what I was up to and he knew if he stopped me, Hell would rise. Including Satan.

"Fine then. I'll be your friend." My smirk only became bigger and I high fived Felix who was also smirking. Kai looked at us like there was something worng with us and we need to go to Rehab. We probably do need to go to Rehab.

"Let the torture begin!" I said. Yeah, I think it's confirmed. I need to go to Rehab. Kai looked at me, she honestly looked like she regeted her decision. After patching her up, I rolled back down her shirt and looked back at her.

"On second thoug-" Before she could countiue that sentence, I butted in.

"No you don't. Let's go!" I said and grabbed the girl's hand, pulling her off the bed and to the door along with Felix. "Anyways, it's still lunch. What can we do with the fresh peice of meat with the time we have?" I asked the dirty blonde.

"I mean, we could trash up Ahsely's locker?" He repiled. "I know she doesn't lock her locker at lunch because she's that stupid, but I think it would be a good laugh." I nodded.

"Well Kai, go trash up Ahsleh's locker." I said. She looked at m, confused. But before I could say anything, Signe came out of nowhere with a peice of a ramen noodle hanging her mouth and a smoothie in her hands. I'm not even gonna ask where the smoothie came from.

"I heard trash and Ahsley in the same sentence. What are we doing?" She asked.

"Kai here, is gonna trash up Ahsely's locker. And she's gonna take all the blame for it." I said and looked at the girl beside me who was in shock. "You heard me. Now let's go." We went down the hall and though the sea of people who were just talking in the hallway until we were standing in front of the locker that will mark us Victorious (TONIGHT, WE ARE VICTORIOUS, CHAMPAGNE POURING OVER US, ALL MY FRIENDS, WE'RE GLORIOUS, TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS!!!) As she stood in front of the unlocked locker, I grabbed Signe's smoothie out of her hands and gave it to Kai. "There. This is your time to make History." I said.

"Wait," Kai said and faced me. "Have you done this before?" She asked.

"Well yeah, but not to Ashley. I did it to a bitch who thought she was higher than me. Her name was Singe." I chuckled. "But yeah, I've trashed some people's locker's up. I'm just waiting to trash up Signe."

"Anyways, enough about us, trash up the locker already." Signe butted in from behind us. Kai nodded and took a step forwards and took the handle of the locker, pulling it, thus, showing us the horrible inside of the locker. Everything was neat, tidy and clean. 'IMPOSSIBLE!!' I said in my head with a French accent. Even Signe and Kai was in shock. But Kai wasted no time in taking off the lid of the smoothie and dumping it all over the neat binders, books and clothes in Ahsely's locker. Ahh, it felt good trashing up someone's locker like the old days. Just taking some kind of sticky drink and dumping it all over their things. Damn. Grade 6 was my shit....

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"

(AN: RAIN DROP, DROP TOP, I BE EATIN NON STOP!!! Sorry not sorry, but that shit has been stuck in my since the actual song came out and everyone in my school started to say "Rain drop, drop top." So, being the stupid dipshit I am, I made something up. Or looked it up on Google. Either way, it was lit when everyone started to sing. Sadly, the rachet younger children in my school started to sign it and basically ruin the song for some of my friends and others becaUSE  THEY STARTED TO TWERK WHOLE THE SONG WAS ON!!!!! I'M DONE WITH HUMANITY!!!!! But ANYWAYS

Thanks for reading,

And I'll see you,

In the next chapter.

BUH-BYE!!!

-Tasha.)

(Edit: I'M BACK BITCHES!!!! But I'm sick and only got to write one chapter while on the dammed overnight trip that cost more than $100 CAD. Literally a good 80% of people who were on that trip came home sick, including me. For example, my friend Ryan (not his actual name) has this deep, soothing voice. But now we come back, he sounds like me in grade 2. And me. I had caught a cold a few days before the trip and it went away quick. When I came back, I now have a fever. And to top it all off, the food there was bad and the only thing I drank the whole trip was water. I am honestly done with life and humanity itself. But hey, at least I'm back to give you shit quality chapters. YAAAY!! But all aside, the trip was actually good. Now all I have to do is unpack my clothes and the rest of the shit that I didn't use on the trip.)