Poison (Jacksepticeye x reader)

Chapter 36

Eh. I feel sick once again. It doesn't make it better when someone is fucking POKING CONSTANTLY!! I opened my one of my eyes and looked the side to see that fucking dirty blonde poking the shit out of me like I'm that cookie clicker game. We then made eye contact.

"What the fuck do you want?" I asked in a stern voice. He smiled.

"We're back in Ireland." He repiled. I looked to my other side where the window was and we haven't even landed.

"Bruh, we haven't even landed and you're waking me up?!" I wispered yelled. He nodded. I then closed my eyes once again. "Wake me up when we landed." I brought the blanket I was using closer to my body. 10 minutes later, he was poking me again.

"(Y/N), we've landed." He said. I looked outside again and we were close to the ground. I opened both of my eyes and streached my limbs.

"See? That's when you should be waking me up." I said. "Not when we're still in the air."

"Whatever. You still love me, right?" He asked with puppy eyes.

"Sure. Why the fuck not." I responded and rubbed the sleepyness out of my eyes. I looked back outside the window and guess what? It was raining. 'There's fookin Ireland for ya...' I yawned and got comfortable in my seat by sitting up properly and was ready just about to chow down on my breakfast before those stupid  flight attendant came up to us.

"Fix up your seat." She said in a fairly uninteresting tone, like she doesn't want to be here. And one thing I don't like in the morning is someone giving me attitude and making me deal with their shit. That's the fucking worse.

"Um excuse me? I didn't order attitude with my breakfast." I repiled and crossed my arms over my chest. I saw Felix faceplam and the flight attendant kissed her teeth.

"Look here ye little fuck, I don't have time to deal with your shit." She said in a stern voice and her true Irish slef showing. "Dont make me fight you."  I kissed my teeth.

"You're not scary. And plus, I bet I can beat you face in. Don't try me." I said and put my attention to my screen and breakfast. I had pancakes and a fruit cup in front of me. 'I bet it taste like shit...' and I was right. It did taste like shit and I probably had better. I pushed the pancakes to the side and ate my fruit cup, which wasn't that bad and watched 'The Proud Family'. (If you know what the proud family was, you can not lie, that was a bomb ass TV show.)

------Time Skip brought to you by The Proud Family

(SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?! Now that I think of it, I'm thinking of binge watching this over the weekend...)

We're finally back! We landed! That took fookin ages for us to land. Anyways, that's not the point. The point is that I'm back to my "natural" roots and I'm back home. As we were getting off the plane, I felt someone purposely bump into my back. I looked back to see that same flight attendant that was giving me attitude some time back. I then flicked up the middle finger at her and started to walk faster so I can get out of the clod place. I finally got out alive and waited a few seconds for Felix. Once I spotted him, I grabbed him by that arm and we went over to get our luggage. Even though we were cahting like friends, people shot whistles and winks at us like we were a couple. We just rolled our eyes at them and went on to get our luggage. The most hardest part was waiting a long ass period time for our luggage to come down the belt,  but the bright side was that we got our luggage out of everyone. Since I got my bag before Felix, I waited for him to get ahold of his things and then he faced me with a smile.