"Go Jayden!" We all screamed as my 14 year old son made the 2nd touchdown during his game. I saw Jay walk up to him, his twin brother and dab and run off laughing.
"Lets go team!" I yelled whistling.
The other team had the ball, but the quarterback was shaky, must've been his first time playing.
"Set! Hut!" he throws the ball to his teammate number 69. But my sons number 14 and 32 come running at him from the sides and Jay number 14 snagged the ball.
He ran from the 30 yard to the 50 yard line before this big ass big texas looking bitch came and pushed him into the sidelines, causing him to fall over and run into a bunch of cheerleaders.
One of them reached out and helped him up and then this other chick, whose toilet paper was coming out of her stuffed bras, took her leg and swung it in his face.
"Oh shit no, that bitch did not just hit my muhfuckin' brotha!" Jay and Jaydens half-sister Aari by Camila screamed and jumped from out of the bleachers and on to the field.
"Damn, you sure that child ain't got a little bit of Norminah in her?" Ally said questioning all of us.
"Come on Ally, it was once! One time we had a 5 person orgy! Okay?" Lauren said, then sighed something in spanish.
I looked back up to see the big Texas looking bitch from earlier putting hands on my son and Aari beating that bitch like she air.
"Um, we better do something! Before shit get too real!" Lauren said standing up.
We all jumped up and took action, we ran down the bleachers and repeated Aari's actions.
Just as we got on the field what I'm guessing is that all the parents of the kids were on the field. This one lady slapped Aari and Normani ran and super man punched that bitch and she flew. Then the two chest bumped and double teamed the cheerleader. By the time they were done, if that bitch was a turkey she sure as hell wouldn't be a stuffed one.
I feel a tap on my shoulder and the big bitch who was on my son, tried to punch me in my face, not only was he fat as fuck, he was slow as hell. I ducked and he fell forward, before he could touch the ground I got behind him and kicked him in the balls.
"ZOO FUCKING WEE, YOU HURT MY SACK! BIIIITCH!" he lay crying out to the lord, repetitively saying bitch.
I laughed and spat on him, then turned around to see Ally pointin her heel at this dude who I assume to be the Father of the boy crying bitch
"You outta be ashamed of yourself mister! Trying to put yo' hands on a boy who aint even you size or age. Don't even get me started on the dirty language of yours, you big, ugly, dookie head, poor joke of a father!" she screamed hitting him with the heel with every fucking word.
I could hear Dinah screaming but I couldn't see her.
"AHHHHHHH, DID YOU JUST BITE ME!?" I look up to see Dinah on the huge mans neck hitting his chest.
"Damn right I did you ugly cunt!" She said slappinh his face side to side.
I heard my sons screaming and saw them talking more like yelling with this old woman.
I stomped over to them and stood behind them.
The lady started yelling and we all leaned back putting two fingers under our nose.
"Hmmm, why you talking to us with doo-doo brea?" The lady didn't laugh, but we did. Instead she reached in her purse and pulled out a .44 magnum revolver. My eyes widened and everybody went silent next thing you know everyone is running out of that bitch full speed, so fast shit look like its muhfuckin' slow motion.
Today was one fucked up typa day.
So yeah, lmao, I had the most fun making this one lol this was a request so yeah, tell me whats on your mind and I'll try my best.. bye babes.
@pillowtalkhansen how was it broodah?
