Gnomes

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Do you see those things?

They are evil.

Who in the world thought It'd be a great idea to make miniature, soul stealing, creepy, shit eating grin smilers that sit in your yard and make little children have nightmares.

So when I was younger, I saw this movie where these girls trespassed a big fancy house and the owner of the house owned gnomes right? Yeah. These little shits chased the girls and bit their ankles. BIT THEM! What kind of porcelain garden decor BITES PEOPLE?!

Also, do you see their faces? 

Also, do you see their faces? 

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WHAT IS THAT?!

"Hey hey kiddo! Wanna get your ankles bit?"

WTF

They look like they know something

They look like they know something

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Bruh like what is that

Bruh like what is that

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Help

Dude if thing ever comes after me I'm done

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Dude if thing ever comes after me I'm done. Please come to my funeral. WHy

I'm uncomfortable 

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