Girls

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Happy (late dang) new year!

I know the title says "girls" but I'm talking about complimenting girls.

It's terrifying

Like if I see a girl with a cool shirt or something and I really want to tell her because this world is so hateful then I'll tell her.

No problem right

BUT THE MOMENT SHE HEARS MY GODFORSAKEN VOICE

It a problem

Now this doesn't apple to all girls ok ok

But to those who turn around as if I stomped on their foot and yanked their wig off

This is for you

IF I FCKING COMPLIMENT YOU

PLEASE

DO NOT

Make me regret it

Recently I feel so stupid for telling a girl if I like her shirt

Like damn I'm so sorry I compl-- no

They look at me like?? Tf

You creepy. Get

Maybe because I'm short?

I don't know

Like maybe cause I'm quiet as a mute mouse idk

But I'm not gonna compliment people if I'm gonna regret it

Like no

No
No
No

I'll enjoy your shirt from a distance

Thanks

I didn't like it that much anyways

Scary girls

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