Rant Book

People [i]

I'm writing this in Comp. Sci. and the teacher gave me a marshmallow for passing a test look at me go guys

Upset but constantly:

You know those people just think life is the worse thing ever and can find ANY reason to be upset? Like seriously what is so bad. They always have to express their clear unhappiness about basic ass things

-Goes anywhere-

Person: Omg this sucks I'm so pissed

?? Chill tf out

-Has to exist-

Person: I'm so upset I have to DO THINGS god why is life so hard  I just---

Life isn't that hard (unless you have a valid reason) then it's, holy snapple apple, ok

Like, LiKE:

So, like this person like talks like they have to like think like constantly and like don't like know

I can't do this

WE ALL KNOW THAT PERSON! Don't tell me you don't, I know you do.

That has to say like every other freakin word. I don't know if it's a genetic thing or a hormone thing. I don't know.

And when they start explaining whatever the hell they're explaining, which you probably won't remember cause all can think about is the mass amount of likes,

 and not Facebook likes even though we all want those,

 that is spewing out of their mouth, you kind of just stare at them like SPIT IT OUT I'VE BEEN HERE FOR OVER 5 MINUTE PATRICIA

I don't know a Patricia

I actually really like that name lol

But you get the point

The Water Sprinkler:

That dude that spits every (%*#(@*%& time he/she speaks. They could go water a garden just talking to it. Plants could revive in the winter. California could come out of the drought. 

Ok maybe not that dramatic but close.

But when the moment happens and your cheek or where ever, hopefully not your mouth oh dear god no, it's just your trust falls and hope. You lose interest in the conversation. It's not fun

Keep your flying saliva to yourself