That Night
"What are the odds you moon everyone outside that window?" Ethan smirked at Grayson.
I raised my eyebrows and a smirk grew onto my lips, "there's a lot of people down there that may actually enjoy it," I joked.
"Funny," he said sarcastically, "the people right below us might look up and think I'm shitting from a window."
I laughed, "How??"
"Maybe I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time and the window was my only solution..?" Grayson shrugged.
Ethan and I threw our heads back in laughter, holding onto our stomachs.
Grayson visited Ethan every night ever since he got sick. They would talk and catch up since they used to do everything together. Their bond was unbreakable, and watching them together always made me smile.
"Okay well," Grayson opened the window, "here goes nothing!"
He slid the back of his pants down to his thighs and stuck his bare ass out the window.
Ethan laughed hysterically and Grayson's face turned bright red.
"Goofass," I shook my head, "Put your pants on before someone like calls the cops on you or something."
"You can do that?" Ethan asked, "Call the cops on someone sticking their butt out the window?"
"I dont know," I laughed, "You wouldn't get arrested or anything but..."
"Whew," Grayson said while shutting the window, "Who's next?"
Grayson glances back and forth from Ethan to me.
"Lauren," he smirked, "What are the odds you give me a lap dance?"
"Grayson!" Ethan exclaimed, "You horny little
bastard."
I bursted out into laughter, "never in your wildest dreams."
I paused.
"Or should I say wettest dreams?" I smirked.
Grayson's cheeks flushed and Ethan and I bursted into laughter.
"No one wants your small dick," Ethan joked, "how tragic."
"Shut the fuck up," Grayson lightly shoved his shoulder, "We all know that I'm still bigger than you in every way."
Grayson gave me a wink and I rolled my eyes.
"That's debatable," Ethan raised his eyebrows, "I'm catching up."
"Oh please," Grayson rolled his eyes, "I can get 20x more the amount of girls then you can get."
"20 x 0= 0 buddy," Ethan gave him a quick pat on his shoulder.
I laughed at his comeback.
"I'm done," Grayson raised his arms up almost as if he was surrendering, "I quit."
He grabbed his car keys off the counter and headed towards the door.
"Aw buddy don't be so soft," Ethan teased, "GraySENSITIVE Dolan."
