I climbed out of the bath and had a brilliant idea! I would become the new badman leader of Madagascar and take over Taiwan and rule the world. And I knew just the person that would help me: Borbis. He was my best friend and the president of Kazakhstan and he had a cousin called Yousuf who was the leader of Albania and Montenegro. Yousuf was a retarded leader and was exploited for his oil. #OilCrisis. I asked him for oil and stole the plans of light tanks and helicopters from Leonardo Da Vinci. I was sure to take over the world n ow.
