Tanis walked to the local school to educate the kids about the STDs he had got from Yousuf. They were very surprised that the biggest baller of the universe could get such nasty things like diphtheria. He was very scary in how he explained it to the kids so one child with terrible palsy thought he was fondled by his uncle and got it. The teacher tried stopping him but Tanis was too strong and threw him into the cupboard with a plastic bag over his head. The kids were becoming more and more scared by the minute. The headteacher, who was also a nonce, came bursting through the door to stop this outrageous man. "Oi u stinky twat" Cheddar Cheesey said whilst undoing his belt. "What you gonna do u spunky dickhead?" Tanis replied. Cheddar Cheesey pulled out a shank and approached Tanis. Tanis slowly backed away. Cheesey lunged for Tanis but he dodged. This is where his time in Ugandan marines would come into play. He grabbed Cheesey's arm and twisted it behind his back. Tanis quickly jolted it and Cheesey let out a piercing scream. "Ahh my arm! Please let go u fukin rekt me now take my life." he said whilst in agony. Tanis let go and kicked him over. He was getting a very important phone call. He looked and it said unknown. "Yo bruv what the fek do u tink ur doing blud I'll shank u. That was my g president of Mauritius." the voice said. "Who is this?" Tanis asked. "Melow. Tim Melow." Tanis' heart sunk with the realisation of the severity of what he had done. He leapt out of the window and ran back to Waqas' corner shop and barricaded the door. There were loud knocks at the door and in came a man with blonde hair skintight skin and pink wristtapes. "Bad move Mr Tanis" said Dooby as he pulled out a crowbar. Melow came racing in after activating his afterburners and slid Waqas breaking all the bones in his body. "That's not it. You have done a terrible thing and we must behead someone and you must come with us" said Melow. Tanis wiped away his tears and pointed to Taruns little brother. They put a bag over his head and dragged him into the street. Dooby put on his gopro hero 5 and started to record the event. Melow pulled out a large battleaxe and sliced Taruns little brothers head off.
