Borbis was firing non stop at Unoka with his onion zooka but it wasn't working and Unoka had called in his henchmen. They were Somali pirates and they had the Minecraft creeper face as their flag. They had muskets and hand grenades from the 1900s and had knives in their teeth #AvantiSavoia . Yousuf didn't approve as they took up his spot in the port so he started shouting at them to leave. They turned and laughed as officer Abdi took aim and fired a musket through Yousufs throat making shit trickle down his leg. Tarun the taxi driver also got shot and fell in the water and floated all the way to Britain up the river Thames. The charity shop behind Yousuf was also heavily damaged as they fired cannons at it Yousuf shouted "nooo fam u wot m9 u killed my mum" he ran over to her body and cried cuz she was dead. More shit came out and the hairy bikers came by offering apple and cinnamon flapjacks. Yousuf ate one and suddenly threw up out of his belly button. Simon and Dave turned into bill and Ben the flower pot men and detonated killing 655273847 civilians in Sainsburys. Yousuf got up and clicked his fingers and suddenly was Rambo with dual wield m60s and mowed down all the pirates but officer Abdi. Yousuf got knocked over by an explosion and his guns fell in the water so he pulled out a longsword and had a swordfight with officer Abdi "I'm an mlg fencer on castle miner z" abdi said whilst gritting his teeth Yousuf replied "and wot u fukn stinky nonce" when suddenly big black bence came flying through the door with Stuarts bike helmet and swung for Yousuf but Tanis came out of nowhere and bit his nob off and screamed "chicken dipper dick ripper times 13742" and Yousuf stabbed officer Abdi in the japseye and bit into a mango. Tanis was knighted by queen Yousuf later that day and they had fun form the rest of the day playing Gandhi simulator 1942.
