We called in Tarun the taxi driver and he gave us a lift back to the congo. We had a bet on Pool nation FX for 549 episodes of Takeshis Castle. It was a show where crackhead Japanese people tried crazy shit and always failed but everything was for the bants just like Borbis. Yousuf returned to his crap mud hut and continued to watch Dickinsons real deal. on his box telly. He loved it and ate wotsits until his fingers turned orange like his £2 sweatshop bag. Borbis lay down and took his afternoon nap as a lot had happened today.Suddenly Yousufs slave with Chlamydia came in informing us that a few migrants who snuck in the country in shipping containers had illegal copies of Avatar death match on Xbox 360 and sonic 2006 and they had set up a shop. Borbis called in the riot police a.k.a Hitlers second army and they bombed the shop and set it on fire and danced on top of their Ford KA's.
