I went to collect my oil from Yousuf and saw him bathing in it. "Nah u dirty fam isn't it u weirdo slave." He looked at me got up and ran around pretending to be a horse. Suddenly I heard the war horns of umuofia and unoka burst through the door with a 2747463674 gauge shotgun and blasted Yousuf in the toe and stomach. Everything exploded and I was in space with Yousuf on an orca whale. "Borbis!" I exclaimed. Suddenly the oracle came. He was a snooker champion and esports player on NHL 13. Yousuf pulled out a radio and said "do it" suddenly big black billy came out of nowhere with a giant stick and beat unoka to death and Yousuf started humping his dead body whilst shouting "oh yaaas baby!". Borbis started doing his victory speech and nuked the whole of Tajikistan for the bangs. He then put on some shades and lit a blunt cuz he's a massive baller. He then snogged his lover Aritz Aduriz.
