Tanis woke up to the sound of Tarun and his little brother wanking in the taxi. "Fuckin dirty tramp cunts" he said as he went to investigate. Suddenly it dawned on him that today he was meeting Putin and Trump for a business meeting. He got dressed in his favourite tank top and sandals and went to his car. He started the engine of the mobility scooter, put it in boat mode and drove down the train tracks to Bolivia. He burst through the door with his Howdah pistol and greeted everyone. "Ahh Tanis nice to have you here" Hitler said whilst gagging his gimp with a fajita. The whirring of helicopter blades drowned out the sound of their conversations. Tanis waited a moment. Something was wrong. "Everybody get down or you won't get your over 50 pension plan!" shouted Tanis whilst trying to keep everyone calm. A rocket fired into the window and it became apparent that it was Romeo Santos blasting out Indecent Proposal (check it out its a pretty good song. It turns me on) from his helicopter. Tanis stared him into the eye and pulled out his howdah and fired multiple shots. Seeing as the howdah is dog wank it achieved fuck all. Hitler ran off crying with his gimp Gustav being dragged along. Waqas bolted through the doors and shot down the helicopter with his baked bean launcher. He climbed on the wreck to see Romeo was still alive. Waqas shouted to the native Americans for help and they delivered a DVD of The Polar Express through FedEx. 5462 hours later it arrived and Waqas opened the case and slashed Romeos head open with it. Shakespeare suddenly pulled up in his Robin Reliant and smoked a blunt. "Thou art some good shit" he said and congratulated Waqas with killing the most wanted man in the drug cartel. Waqas was so happy he pulled out anti depressants and shot up Shakespeare with his 404+593(4382738483738x10¾ gauge shotgun. The fucking world exploded and suddenly Waqas was in the back of Taruns taxi with his little brother on Cybertron. Taruns little brother pulled up Myspace and started scrolling through the group chat with his sea monkeys. Another day done laddy boys he said and they warped back to whatever was left of the earth. They landed in the slums of Qatar and they took a deep breath before finding Tanis crying with his Mr Bean sex doll. Tanis was so glad to see them and they went to Yousufs to celebrate the night with a Wotsit Martini microwaved not stirred. Yousuf climbed back into his mud bath and went to sleep. Tanis wasn't feeling so good so he went to the local school.
