You're his personal Assistant!
Louis: “That’s it, Louis! I’m sorry, but that’s absolutely it!” Louis looked up from his laptop, startled, as you slammed his dry cleaning onto his onto his desk. You seethed as a cheeky grin spread across his face, and you could tell he had realized what you were talking about. “This is so not funny, Louis.” You stood there tapping your foot as Louis clutched his stomach, doubled over. “Louis. I quit.” That caught his attention. “W-what?” He stuttered, looking up at you with wide eyes. “[Y/N], are you being serious? It was just a joke…” “you made me look like an idiot in front of everyone! I don’t think I’ve ever been so mad at someone in my entire life! Louis, I just can’t do this anymore. It was fun at first, working for you, but the constant pranks, the working overhours, the humiliation? It really just isn’t worth it.” For the first time in his life, Louis looked as though he’d never heard a joke in his life. Slowly and seriously, he said, “[Y/N]. Please… you’ve been my assistant for years. I don’t even know how to function without you behind the scenes running things! I didn’t know you had a problem with me, otherwise I could have toned it down. I like jokes but it isn’t worth losing you. Is there nothing I can do to make you stay?” You were taken aback and took a long pause before saying, “…Yes. There is one thing.” He stood up and leaned on the desk, and you almost laughed at how serious he looked. “What is it?” You stared straight at him and said, “Eat a ghost pepper.” He blinked. “What?” “Eat a ghost pepper. Right now.” He straightened up and raised an eyebrow. “You want me to eat a ghost pepper?” “Yes.” “Right now?” “Yes.” “I don’t have one.” “I do.” You reached into your pocket and carefully pulled out the award-winning pepper, watching as Louis eyed it skeptically. He took it from you and asked, “If I eat this, you won’t quit?” You nodded sternly. He contemplated the situation only for a moment before taking a huge bite out of it. You instantly doubled over laughing and Liam, Niall, Zayn and Harry all burst into the room. “He did it?” “Yeah, he’s chewing it now!” “Oh god, look at his eyes water!” Louis swallowed the food in his mouth and grabbed at his tongue. “Wha? Wha’s goin awn?” You grinned triumphantly and said, “Just giving you a taste of your own medecine!” Harry patted you on the back and said, “[Y/N], if Louis wasn’t in so much pain right now, he’d be really proud of you.”
