Denmark: I see no difference at all
Iceland: someone destroy this
Norway: Dane.
Denmark: yes?
Norway: what did you do.
Denmark: nothing
Norway: Den.
Denmark: I swear
Norway: I will build a castle made of legoes until you say it to me.
Denmark: nah. Unless, you will accept that I can do something to you tonight
Norway: deal.
Iceland: oH MY GOD WHY
Finland: HIDE YOUR CHILDREN
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT