Norway: Ice what did you do earlier
Iceland: what?
Norway: I saw it
Iceland: saw what?!
Norway: *coughs* fridge
Iceland: yeah, why?
Norway: A WATER SPILLED UNDER THE FRIDGE
Iceland: WELL DON'T TELL ME YOUR MIND IS THINKING THAT I WAS HAVING SEX WITH THE FRIDGE
Norway: exactly
Denmark: o-o